Who are the laziest and hackiest developers?

My other post on profanity in languages was quite popular, so I thought I would try out some new words.

In the interest of not making mortal enemies I would like to note that this is all just for fun and I'm not implying that developers using X language are lazy/hacky.

Out of just below one million github commit messages, here are the stats on 'hack', 'workaround', and 'todo'.

Quite high there eh Perl?